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1. A person who fancies them self a scientist because they once read some tip of trick that seemed to work. Bientists "buy into" ridiculous, half-baked and often overkill solutions usually out of a combination of impatience and arrogance. See confirmation bientist.

2. A person who practices bience.
Randy, a practicing bientist, deleted all the downloaded games and content from his family's Playstation 3 console to ensure that Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 ran at top speed and with minimum lag.
by sinistlor November 13, 2009

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