Clunt

Noun. A woman who spends every weekend at "the club''. These types of women can be found inside your local trendy club every weekend, surrounded by douchebags in blazers, while sipping a vodka cranberry. They are easy to spot because they are usually wearing mini skirts so small that vagina lips are usually visible while they're standing up.

"Dude, my buddies tried to hook me up with this chick at a club last weekend, she was hot but she was such a clunt."

by candle weiners April 13, 2009

Clunt

Clunt
combination of clunge & hunt. where a person goes out on the hunt for some clunge.

Jcon. 'you doing much tonight?'

RoadKill. 'yeah.'

Jcon. 'sweet, what are you doing?'

RoadKill. 'going out on the clunt.'

by Road.Kill March 7, 2010

Clunt Baby

A baby who gave his/her mother an orgasm when she gave birth to him/her

That boy was a clunt baby when he was born

by gabzi99 April 3, 2015

Hillary clunt

A fake, manipulative, dirty mean bitch. That people all hate.

Omg what a Hillary Clunt!

by Sir. Saddy August 21, 2017

Clunt

A combination of the words "clit" & "cunt", meaning a term considered as female fecal matter, etc.

"watch out, you almost stepped in some clunt"
"can i call you back? i have to clunt"
"hey, you got some clunt on your face"

by DBABY13 October 20, 2008

Clunt

Excessively or extremely tired

"my knees are felling very clunt"

by farkwad April 3, 2009

Clunting

1When you have to count something whilst being being stoned Blunt + counting = Clunting

2also when you miss the vagina and hit something else with your penis and it makes a clunk sound

1) james was so high he was clunting the squiggles in front of his eyes.

2) im blue balled because of the clunting i did last nights.

by nomedeplume January 16, 2010