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1When you have to count something whilst being being stoned Blunt + counting = Clunting

2also when you miss the vagina and hit something else with your penis and it makes a clunk sound
1) james was so high he was clunting the squiggles in front of his eyes.

2) im blue balled because of the clunting i did last nights.
by nomedeplume January 15, 2010

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