bonk

not worth the time; lame; boring and uneventful

I went to Chuck Norris party, but left because it was bonk.

by PBJT August 1, 2008

bonk

to descibe a drug in a weak manner or say that it dosn't work

vanessa:that thizz we popped last night was hella bonk.

jordan:unless your dieing on the ground, you think everything is bonk

by ex-con December 31, 2005

Bonk

To hit someone for saying something suggestive

H: Dayum she dummy thicc
J: …..
L: *bonk* GO TO H*RNY JAIL!
F: *records*
H: I was joking

by Ace the simp May 7, 2023

Bonking

In endurance sports, particularly cycling and running, hitting the wall or the bonk describes a condition caused by the depletion of glycogen stores in the liver and muscles, which manifests itself by precipitous fatigue and loss of energy. Milder instances can be remedied by brief rest and the ingestion of food or drinks containing carbohydrates. The condition can usually be avoided by ensuring that glycogen levels are high when the exercise begins, maintaining glycogen levels during exercise by eating or drinking carbohydrate-rich substances, or by reducing exercise intensity.

I bonked at 80 miles, just nothing left in the legs.

I completed the marathon without bonking.

by BodyAttacker May 16, 2011

BONK

*HAMMER TO HEAD*

*BONK*

by coochie doctor March 23, 2020

the bonk

the bonk is some nasty ass school lunch people would want

hey can you go get me the bonk, i’m hungry

by TheBum November 13, 2019

bonking

Having sex. It's a word that is widely acceptable in British society - not as rude as shag and *far* less rude than the offensive fuck.

The London Times recently wrote that President Bill Clinton "may forever be known as Bonking Bill."

by martin November 12, 2003