jacking the beanstalk 

having a long, slow wank

'He's been in there for hours Cuthbert, i reckon he's jacking the beanstalk again!'

jacking the beanstalk by TCourtzone January 19, 2008

Beanscrape 

When someone is being an IDIOT you call them a beanscrape.

Shut the fuck up Caiwyn / Rhys you fucking beanscrape.

Beanscrape by ¿que tal? March 24, 2021

Backside beans 

Small nuggets of poop that are about the size of a small grape, and that usually come out one at a time. Named so due to their round shape and small size.

"Ayo some dumb fuck left backside beans in the urinal! What the actual f-"

"Honey! Someone left backside beans on our porch... AGAIN..."

Backside beans by Suckmytoes_77 August 16, 2021

i've been made

When your cover is blown; To be exposed of; Found out about; To get caught.

Specifically applies to that of criminals, spies, moles, undercover police, etc.

Kathy and Jonathan found their front door open as they returned home from a movie. Apprehensive, they walked inside only to see a burglar slipping out the back window saying, "I've been made"!

Kimberly was caught stealing cookies from the cookie jar at grandma's. She's been made.

i've been made by mlexbrooke June 24, 2017

we been knew

a way to say you already knew something; to point out that the thing someone just said was obvious to a majority of people

"I think bell bottoms might make a comeback this year"
"WE BEEN KNEW, I was wearing them last year, y'all behind"

we been knew by boyboyguywillfly August 31, 2017

Bare Beans 

To have an excessive amount of something; Usually money.

"Can you afford that?"
"Don't worry, I've got bare beans"

Bare Beans by TheBarestBean January 16, 2017

has-might-have-been 

A silly little word made by Neil Cicierega from the song Sky Is Not Blue. Meaning a "past possibility that no longer applies."

"I might have been a has-might-have-been"

has-might-have-been by MindlessAnimator January 26, 2023