having a long, slow wank
'He's been in there for hours Cuthbert, i reckon he's jacking the beanstalk again!'
wanking into a pot at a sperm clinic in order to make test tube babies.
'Been down the sperm clinic again Bert?'
'Just doing my bit for the child effort Roland.'
to slap someone in the face with your fallous
that bitch was playing up so i shdoinked her!
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