having a long, slow wank
'He's been in there for hours Cuthbert, i reckon he's jacking the beanstalk again!'
to slap someone in the face with your fallous
that bitch was playing up so i shdoinked her!
wanking into a pot at a sperm clinic in order to make test tube babies.
'Been down the sperm clinic again Bert?'
'Just doing my bit for the child effort Roland.'
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