Moo Shu Beef Jerky

The act of beastiality on a cow while enjoying a bag of Jack Links beef jerky

Instead of cow tipping I snuck into my neighbors farm for some good old moo shu beef jerky

by Blame The Clown February 21, 2018

Beef jerky backhander

A move typically used by men’s running clubs, the beef jerky backhander is best deployed when 3 or more runners are occupying the same shower together after they’ve hit the pavement & busted out a ‘PB’. The move allows the user to pleasure the man behind him in the shower by placing his hand backwards and jerking the beef of his running companion. Purists often wait until later into the shower so that the skin of the erect penis shrivels in the heat and resembles actual beef jerky.

“Man, I showered with the dragons at lunch and One of them gave me a beef jerky backhander without lube. Apparently he wanted that beef aged.”

by Dragon Voyeur January 1, 2018

beef jerky dog

Tony’s friends dead dog

look at Tony’s beef jerky dog

by Caorlisn December 27, 2021

Beef Jerky

Miserable super tanned old people at resorts and condos in the tropics. Usually found on or around lounge chairs they laid their towels on at 5am.

One of the beef jerky crowd at the pool just told us to turn off the wireless speaker.

by DirtyVics March 27, 2023

Beef Jerky

The act of a man being manually stimulated until the point of eruption by another person. Another name for a handjob

Yo that girl gave me an awesome beef jerky. I never erupted like that before

by ItzzSubBaby January 7, 2020

Beef jerky

Being forced to give an old black guy a handjob.

Kris: Hey Tom, I was forced to give an old black guy a handjob..

Tom: Ah dude, that's nasty. You gave him a beef jerky!

by Old man handjob. May 22, 2017

Beef Jerky

When your girl is giving you a handy and then bites the tip of your dick right as you cum.

My girl gave me beef jerky yesterday and now my dick hurts.

by LOTSO THE BEAR May 7, 2018