5 definitions by Blame The Clown

Scissor Fishing

Two parapalegic lesbians attempting the sexual art form of scissoring. Considering the feeling in their legs are completely gone, both pairs of flailing legs will appear to mimic a fish flopping it's way back to the nearest water source.

After meeting her briefly at the Special Olympics, we felt comfortable enough to head back to my apartment for some scissor fishing.

by Blame The Clown February 22, 2018

Moo Shu Beef Jerky

The act of beastiality on a cow while enjoying a bag of Jack Links beef jerky

Instead of cow tipping I snuck into my neighbors farm for some good old moo shu beef jerky

by Blame The Clown February 21, 2018

Cum Noogie

Cumming into the nostrils of your partner, then they suck it down their nose into their mouth and spit it out like a loogie

You know shes wifey material when she asks for the cum noogie.

by Blame The Clown July 25, 2018

Baby Bobbing

Taking an aborted fetus and placing it back in it's original snatch. Then having a spouse search for it while performing oral sex, similar to bobbing for an apple.

My husband and I wanted to spice things up, so we decided to try baby bobbing.

by Blame The Clown May 12, 2018

Alaskan Volcano

When ones partner positions themselves on all fours, and the other partner smears cocaine on an enflamed hemorrhoid until it numbs. After losing total feeling in the sphincter nugget, the partner proceeds to bite down on the snow coated bulge until it explodes in his/her mouth.

I went to 18th street and asked a hooker how much would an Alaskan Volcano cost. After explaining what it was, the hooker said about tree fiddy.

by Blame The Clown February 20, 2018