A city that thrives on letting you know how hard you REALLY are is NOT how fat your wallet is, or how stacked your portfolio may be. Come correct, or you could be the next statistic they love to examine us by.
Come correct, or don't come.
by KevinK May 21, 2005
The Realest city on the planet. If you can survive there, you can survive anywhere. East Baltimore soldier, East Patterson and Monument, Fenwick and Robespierre. Holla At your Gangsta!!
" the corner of east patterson and federal is known as cut throat lane, i lived there and survived to tell the story"
by jt January 22, 2005
The roughest city in the nation. Fuck NYC, if you can make it here, THEN you got something to brag about.
by Triprc69 February 3, 2009
Batimore, how do I love thee. Western High School, Odell's and Fantasy's. Living in Irvington, mad because Southwestern was my zone school (remember Oprah was there because it was so bad). Wanting to goto Edmonson , but my mother made me go to Western(best school in the world) made me a true diva. Good chinese food (yaakamee) yat gaw mein, pork yak with ketchup and an egg. Such a diversity of people contained in one small city. Everybody knows everbody. Chicken boxes with a half and half, cheesesteak subs. Taking pride in Jada, hating Roc for making us all seem like we are on drugs and live like crap (most of us live very well) Loving the Wire, Mondawmin, Security,Westview, bus lines 2,20,23,15 and the M1, then we started venturing out to Marley Station and Columbia once we get cars. Best looking brothers in the world. Born and raised in West, never been to fond of the east side, food taste funny. Club music (sean and scotty) new stuff k swift- do ya thang. I could go on forever, this was fun, hope someone can relate. I'm too country to come back now, but visit 2x/month and then slide my tail back down 95.
Baltimore ballers know how to get that paper.
Ain't nothing better than living in Ballermore, Murderland.
Ain't nothing better than living in Ballermore, Murderland.
by bgoutabmore April 4, 2006
I'm a born and raised baltimoron and i'm damn proud of it, but let's get a few things straight hon- we have an accent mainly with our famous "Baltimore O", if you don't eat blue crabs just leave and if you don't know what a chicken box is then you haven't lived oh and it's natty boh not national bohemian, you beg your mom to buy berger cookies becuase we all know they are the shit! we stand by out O's no mattter what kinda season they're having and then there's purple fridays where the the city's pretty much painted purple. we call every one hon and we b'lieve. we "warsh" our clothes and "sharr" in "wooder"! oh and this fine city is Balmer not bal-ti-more and it's in "murlin'. we go down nee ocean (with the baltimore O). we live in rowhouses and we put emphasis on the O in the star spangled banner. We embrace the beehive hair and decorate with pink flamingo's. we put old bay on everything and 95 connects you to everywhere. if you cut us off you get the horn and we cuss you out. we hate the steelers and yankees and that will never change. we're obnoxious and we love to party, but that's what makes us the best!
by baltimoronHON95 August 25, 2011
Dude, I can't go on the ride because I woke up to find out that my bike had been Baltimored last night!
by wallyTour August 10, 2009
The real America. A place of growing optimism amid unprecedented opportunity. A cultural scene that rivals New York's - from live bands to high art. A sports scene that's the envy of the North-East. Best hospitals in the world. Educational facilities that European cities try to imitate. Steeped in history. Gentle climate, with neither the harsh New York winter nor the stifling DC summer. And, of course, there are the CRABS!!!!! CRAB CAKES!!! CRAB DIP!!! You have not had crab until you've had Baltimore crab. But here's the real secret of Baltimore: you can live here for cheap - and I mean CHEAP. Public transport is excellent and inexpensive. Rents are tiny, considering the rates in DC, or even Laurel. If ever you tire of crab, dine at Gertrude's Restaurant and enjoy WORLD-CLASS cuisine for prices you would expect to pay at a diner anywhere else. And you can BUY BEAUTIFUL HOMES for a fraction of the price you would pay for a modest condo in D.C. or N.Y. I moved to Baltimore from Brooklyn, New York. For the price of an apartment there (a full hour's commute to my job in Manhattan) I could have purchased a mansion in Baltimore. My commute to DC is already easy; the planned improvements to the MARC (commuter) rail service will make it even more convenient. For these reasons this city is beginning to sky-rocket, even at a time when the national economy is tanking. Once the MARC upgrade is complete, and the country's economy has recovered, Baltimore willl be boomtown, USA. Even now, Baltimore rocks!
by Sandra Strand February 7, 2008