apple computer

a large, cumbersome, ugly, expensive paperweight

"The theif stole my papers, but not the colorful apple computer I was using to hold them down."

apple computer by the sheepherder July 5, 2003

apple computer

piece of shit computer, can only run w. other apple software and one of the many companies that complains that mircosoft is a monoply which they are but produce good computer accessories...not apple shit.

apple computer by SFdickie49 July 3, 2003

apple computer

a personal computer manufacturer well known for the stylish design of their high-end computers, also a computer manufactured by Apple

Apple Computer just released some new software yesterday.

apple computer by teh_applegoddess July 6, 2003

apple computer

A computer-like object that tries to pretend that it is a PC. Instead, it is just an electronic toy controlled by a mouse with only one button. Disgraceful! Commonly referred to as a Macintrash, Crapintosh, or Macintrash (because of Macintosh apples, of course).

In elementary school, before we learned what real computers were, we thought apple computers were very technologically advanced.

apple computer by Brubaker July 7, 2003

apple computer

The premier computer platform used by top multimedia professionals. Hacks and mindless drones in cubicles use PCs.

Damn... I wish I had some talent, then I would have an excuse to buy an Apple Computer.

apple computer by Mac Daddy August 28, 2003

apple computer

"DOS Computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use wordwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form."

--- New York Times, November 26, 1991

apple is a real company, unlike micro$oft.

apple computer by teh_applegoddess July 13, 2003

apple computer

A popular computer, up there with Microsoft and PC. Fun to kick down the stairs because of their crappiness (read: freezes up every 0.0000000005 seconds)

Hey guys! Let's go bowling with my new Apple computer!

apple computer by RatchetBoo July 6, 2003