pick me

jakub

gosh did you see that pick me?? must be jakub

by jshdhejeiiruf July 16, 2021

Pick me

A female that thinks males don't have the capacity to love or cook their own food for themselves, and thus they need to pick a female to do it for them. A female that pretends to be a kiss ass sub serviant person to benefit from doing so (usually financially).

The pick me could always marry an 87 year old guy if she wanted to be with somebody her claims of having to cook for, clean for, and serve would actually be legitimate. Other females might judge her and think she should be more selective still, but if he was a billionaire why would being selective matter to her?

by The Original Agahnim July 20, 2021

Pick me boy

A guy who uses self depreciation in a manipulative way so a girl will date him. They will say bad things about themselves to try to get the girl to oppose what they’ve said.

Pick me guy: hey 🥺
Girl: hi
Pick me guy: you’re so pretty! You probably won’t like me though I’m so ugly
Girl: no, you’re not ugly! I’m sure someone likes you
Pick me boy: really? Do you think I’m cute!
Girl: I don’t really know you, but I’m sure you’re really sweet
Pick me boy: I knew it, you hate me. It’s ok, you can leave. I’m used to it 🥺
Girl:

Pick me boy: you left me on read lol
Girl:
Pick me boy: showering without you :(
Girl:
Pick me boy: u lefts me in read again lol 🥺

by Shelmet101 February 28, 2021

pick me boy

A guy who try's to get girls by saying things like "I'm too nice", "girls don't like nice guys like me", "I'm so ugly", and others of the sort. They claim to be different and how nobody likes them as or how ugly they are as a "flirty" move to kind of force the girl to have to say "you're not ugly...." just so they can take it and say "so you think I'm hot, I've been meaning to tell you that I like you". Will also call you names if you reject them after that line. Moral of the story pick me guys are lowkey just as annoying as pick me girls and usually catch feeling REALLY fast.

"hi🥺" -guy
"uhh hi" -girl
"omg you answered🥺 no one ever talks to me🥺" -guy
"ohhhh.... um (has no clue how to respond) -girl
"I'm so ugly thats why girls don't like me and I'm just too nice🥺" -guy
"oh... uh... you're not ugly ig..." -girl
"so I'm hot, do you like me🥺" -guy
"not like that..." -girl
"OMG TGIS IS EHY NO ONE LIKES YOU, LITTERALLY YOUR SICH A B**** AND YOUR SO EASY, I NRVER LOKED YOU AMYWAYS" -guy (I spelt things wrong on purpose for this dude)

this a normal convo with a "pick me boy"

by issa.hehe February 21, 2021

Pick me boy

The male equivalent of a pick me, another definition is a pick he

Avoid these people at all costs, they use emotional manipulation and guilt tripping to get their way, and obsessed over how they aren't like other guys.

Example of how pick me boys interact with girls:
boy: hi🥺
Girl: hello
Boy: i know you probably wont want to since i am so ugly, but would you want to date me? I am not like other guys 🥺
Girl: no i have a boyfriend
Boy: i understand, im just too ugly, all girls are the same
Girl: ...
Boy: i see you left me on read, nice guys never get picked...

by BurnoutBiker May 12, 2021

pick me mom

a pick me mom is a mom who uses self depreciation to make her children feel guilty, and pay attention to their mom more.

pick me mom: You don't appreciate anything I do for you! 🥺
child: *guilty noises*
pick me mom: I wish I had kids that actually appreciated me unlike you! 😓

by bria2swaggy May 27, 2021

pick-me-up

something to brighten your day or give you an energy boost, especially useful when you can't spare time for a lunch break during a long day of work.

also, chemical mood enhancers such as alcoholic beverages.

Let's go for coffee, I could sure use a pick-me-up.

by kiki86 March 30, 2007