When someone says some fucking beyond retarded shit and you have no idea what to respond
-"I wonder what its like to fuck a fish"

-"Zoinks!"
by FrenchBaguetteBoy July 21, 2018
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The act of getting high from marijuana.

Effectively used as a code-word to discretely talk about getting high from weed (for instance, if parents who are against it are around)
"Did you guys zoink yet? Lets zoink up"
"Yoo I just smoked 3 bowls - I'm so zoinked right now"
"She smokes weed every day from morning until night - she's a true zoinker"
"Get zoinked"

"A zoinker is someone who zoinks up and feels zoinked" similar to "A zoinker is someone who smokes up and feels high"
by project.lenzone May 28, 2020
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The action of getting wrecked by means of alcohol and/or marijuana
Oh man I got so zoinked with the homies last night, I don’t remember a thing.
by Wackass247 September 24, 2018
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a word that shaggy used in Scooby Doo. it died down for a long time but recently Andrew McKenna has made it extremely popular among his friends and colleagues.
Andrew uses it when he scores a goal in FIFA.
Dang that was a nice goal. ZOINKS!
by Jurgis October 9, 2007
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"That girl is so drunk, she's giving free zoinks"
by Scrapheap April 30, 2007
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When you loose an item and think it may have been stolen but because of your kind personality you do not want to name a thief as you may find it later
Francis : have you seen my book. It is zoinked

Matthew: No but hopefully it arrives back soon
by BicBoiMatt March 5, 2018
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1. adv. Pinky's way of saying, "ZOINK!"
by Seymour Butz March 28, 2003
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