xbox 

what happens when you tell a multibillionare that he doesnt know how to have a good time.

Man1:bill gates is no fun

bill gates:no im not; look at this
(shows Man1 xbox)

Man1:ok your cool

xbox by karanandos meneski August 13, 2005

xbox 

The act of sleeping with your previous girlfriend for lack of other options, often a resignation of the will to seek out new pussy.

It is important to note that the "Xbox" is not exciting. It's like a show you've been watching play over in sindication for years: you know the basic storyline and only need to pay attention at the very end.

I hadn't had sex in over a month, so I played the Xbox for about a week.

xbox by g.t.s. July 12, 2006

xbox 

Xbox is a console designed by msoft to dominate ps2 and nintendo. Now, we have the xbox 360 and the zune and windows vista. Msoft is truly the new world leader.

I Love my xbox because it can play halo....

xbox by Joe_C December 16, 2006

xbox 

the notoriously ugly ass thing with 4 wheels made by SCION (toyota) that has the model designation of "XB" Has an uncanny resemblence to a box on roller skates. Usually seen being driven by young asian males who coudnt afford a lowered Honda rice racer

that SCION xbox has got to be one of the ugliest cars on the road, but PRIUS takes the cake in ugly, and has the stupidest drivers

xbox by douglas epley January 18, 2008

Xbox 

The stupidest most annoying game in the world. And guy you are ever with will love his xbox more than you. FACT.

He played his xbox while we were kissing

Xbox by **Spunk** March 2, 2009

Xbox 

The best console in the market for videogame consoles. IT can store up to 2TB and has a RAM of 8GB. All PlayStation 4 players say that the Xbox is bad, but they are a=just jealous because they figured out they payed more for crap. The history of the Xbox goes back all they to November of 2001. At first, Bill Gates lost money because it cost $400 to make but was sold at a retail price of $200. Skip 4 years later, and we have the Xbox 360, revolutionary at the time and is still being used today. In 2013, the first Xbox One came out along with many games to compliment it. It has many great exclusives such as Forza Horizon, Sea of Thieves, Halo, Quantum Break, Gears of War and much more. The only bad thing about it is that it is a magnet to 8 year olds.

PS4 Noob- Xbox is crap.
Xbox Good Guy- No it isn't you just jealous cause you wasted your money on crap.

Xbox by Austistic Monkey October 4, 2018

Xbox 

ex girlfriend or wife

Talked to my Xbox last nite, she wants to get back together.

Xbox by tre morgen November 20, 2007