Twitter 

Its for Writing pointless shit (Sometimes even about you shitting) and put #followedbyasentencewithno​spacesforsomeunknownfuckin​gpointlessreasonthatjustin​furiates.

Twitter User: Just sitting on the loo. #Sinkslikealog

Twitter by Anthonytats February 14, 2012

Twitter 

A really bad micro-blogging service made to give people with no life the illusion that people care that "They had a bannana for breakfast" or something...

Stan: Do you have twitter?

Lee: No. It sucks.

Twitter by blu3wat3r May 23, 2010

Twitter 

a social media app where everybody is so damn dramatic and cancels everything, even over the smallest shit.

OMG, Kaykay is sharing a picture of her spitting her $20 sushi out! Lemme tell all the Twitter users to ban her for being so ungreatful!!!

Twitter by HotCheetoFingerz December 9, 2020

Twitter 

A form of chatline for social media "experts" to add thousands of random strangers and wank off to impress other social media "experts" by posting links to articles about the phenomenon of social media

Dave went on Twitter hoping to find interesting people and read amusing things but instead was deluged by nine thousand social media "experts" who bored the living shit out of him until his iPhone exploded/his brain imploded.

Twitter by twitted_off February 5, 2009

twitter 

A social networking site that's perfect for stalking people with ease.

Ever since I made a Twitter account, that creepy, middle aged
man seems to be everywhere I go.

twitter by Valintino the Big Surpremo August 26, 2010

Twitter 

Twitter is a site for pathetic people who think that every moronic brainfart deserves to be shared.

Twit: I just told everyone on Twitter that I'm not sure what to have for lunch.

Workmate: Why? On second thoughts don't tell me. I don't care.

Twitter by Barney Who-Ah May 10, 2011

Twitter 

Socially condoned stalking.

Everyone knows where I am at every second of every single day thanks to Twitter...Which is great because I'm SOOO important...God Bless Tweets!!!!

Twitter by Dionysus101 May 26, 2009