definition of a Tube Stroker is a military term used to describe some one whos job is mortarman, for their tube stroking motions.
by Po-Mak August 19, 2009
by 4thosAbout2rock October 22, 2005
Is a deviant masturbator.
by Crham October 28, 2015
by Daddylicker69 March 8, 2017
A snobby individual who determines the quality of an automobile by the quality and texture of its interior plastics with little regard for the package as a whole.
The assessment is performed by closing one's eyes and smoothly running a hand over the length of the dashboard and door panels of a car. The occasional 'knock' is performed to test for hollow spaces.
Frequently these individuals are drivers of German automobiles.
The assessment is performed by closing one's eyes and smoothly running a hand over the length of the dashboard and door panels of a car. The occasional 'knock' is performed to test for hollow spaces.
Frequently these individuals are drivers of German automobiles.
"Whoa have you seen the sixth generation jetta? I kinda like it."
"You clearly have no taste. The dash is hard as a rock. Go for its predecessor. That's when they knew how to make good cars."
"But its cheaper AND has more rear legroom that the old car."
"I'm sorry were you saying something? I was stroking the 1x2 strip of soft-touch plastic i carry around with me at all times."
"F**k off dash stroker."
"You clearly have no taste. The dash is hard as a rock. Go for its predecessor. That's when they knew how to make good cars."
"But its cheaper AND has more rear legroom that the old car."
"I'm sorry were you saying something? I was stroking the 1x2 strip of soft-touch plastic i carry around with me at all times."
"F**k off dash stroker."
by officerk December 4, 2011
by The Punisher ;] April 24, 2009
matrin m. from esaclon is a cock stroker.
by cali made July 11, 2008