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porta john bitches 

The 2 ladies who ride around in Thailand on scooters together cleaning clogged toilets and Porta-shiters, despite it being a shitty job they still do it and are always happy and smiling.
Matt " Damn dude thats go to suck for those girls cleanin porta shiters all day."

Jay " Oh you mean the Porta John Bitches! Yeah there life sucks but their still out there making it happen."
porta john bitches by Cowtoe October 18, 2011

PortaPorn 

Any mobile device you watch free internet porn on anywhere you want at any time you want.
I jacked off in the woods today thanks to my PortaPorn.
PortaPorn by 'Mr.Elektrek' July 13, 2016
A town of 30,000 in County Armagh, Northern Ireland. Situated on the river Bann.

The Orange Order was founded in Portadown. Billy Wright, the LVF leader murdered in the Maze jail, was from Portadown.

Mary Peters, the olympic pentathalon gold medalist, is from Portadown.
Portadown wus playin Cliftonville saturday there was a fight as usual.
portadown by Dirge September 19, 2004

PortaPorn 

Any mobile device you watch free internet porn on anywhere you want at any time you want.
I jacked off in the woods today thanks to my PortaPorn.
PortaPorn by 'Mr.Elektrek' July 13, 2016

portadown college 

A crap school in Northern Ireland that thinks it's something great when in fact it is a dirty hellhole.
Those teachers from Portadown College are pathetic excuses for human beings.

Portadown College has a great rugby team! LOLROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!

Students of Portadown College are shallow and consider 'having a life' to be getting drunk at the weekends in crappy bars that serve people underage.

portapong 

a portapong is a vaporizer that has replaceable carts and you can hit it anywhere. it is a portable pong
just hit the portapong and im high off that gas
portapong by bongekou February 5, 2021