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Fuck The Pope is Staunch
Staunch by Alfredo Morelos February 21, 2022
used to describe a person walking quickly and with an obvious destination.

defining features of a staunch:
- arms swinging alongside body to increase walking pace
- stern face looking in the direction they are going
- taking large steps
“oi look at her, she’s on a staunch!” - jim
“shit, good luck to whoever she’s going to see” - bob
staunch by fluffyducky August 26, 2023
(verb) To juice a citrus fruit, with the exception of lemons.
Mary was staunching the orange for her marmalade recipe.
Staunch by MK Collins October 3, 2023
To cool down a hot glass bowl used for smoking meth with a damp rag or towel to prevent the meth from getting overheated and burnt.
“Pass me a damp towel to staunch this pipe down before I can bend it to you.”
Staunch by anonymous January 21, 2025

Staunch Ballbag 

An alcoholic drink which consists of a hot pint glass fresh out of the dishwasher (or run under the water of a sink at its hottest setting) filled to the brim with rack/well gin, and consumed as a shot.
"Our friend said he'd have a shot of anything - so we conspired with the bartender to fix him up with a Staunch Ballbag"

"Holy shit, Josh drank a whole Staunch Ballbag - he's going to die"
Staunch Ballbag by stankybferrigno October 18, 2012

Staunch Cunt 

Staunch Cunt: to be built or tough or generally a hardcore cunt
i went at him and knocked him down like a staunch cunt
Staunch Cunt by Bevdogg August 7, 2011