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Staunch Cunt: to be built or tough or generally a hardcore cunt
i went at him and knocked him down like a staunch cunt
by Bevdogg May 22, 2011
A staunch cunt is any hardcore dude who walks like hes got a pole up his ass and like his lat muscles are way bigger than what they are so his arms stick out to the side unnaturally. This kind of cunt never smiles, and has no sense of humor, he will attempt to stare anyone and everyone down and is usually ugly and dumb as fuck and was abused as a kid thats why he's mad at the world. A staunch cunt is one of the last remaining cunts who think they are tough by smoking cigarettes.
"Here comes that fucking ugly staunch cunt again"

"Doyle is such a staunch cunt even though you could knock is stupid ginger arse flat with one punch"

"Stop being such a staunch cunt and smile for once you stupid fuck"
(n) elite raver; puts the word "hardcore" to shame.

phat pants + huge pupils + enthusiastic demeanor + knows far more about the music than you + still awake *at least* a full day after you got tired and went home, and showing no signs of slowing down = staunch cunt.
"hey man, what's that place like?"
"crazy, man. full of staunch cunts."
by paul of the jungle April 04, 2005
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