Naysayer Bullshit Statistic 

The law known as the "Naysayer Bullshit Statistic" means that at least 50% of people with a highly negative view of something are poorly informed about it, haven't tried it to its full potential or are just plain making stuff up to satisfy their bias opinion regardless of whether they know they're wrong or not.

Person who hasn't tried Stereo-3D: "3D is a fad"

Person with common sense: "You sir, fall into the Naysayer Bullshit Statistic"

Naysayer Bullshit Statistic by something2someone August 26, 2010

Statisdick 

An huge dill hole who constantly converses with others about statistics.

OR

A statistics teacher who assigns too much homework.

Example 1 -

Guy 1: "Hey did you guys catch the basketball game last night. It was incredib-"
Guy 2 (interjects): "I love finding the z-score of everything!"
Guy 1: "I was telling a story. Stop being such a statisdick."

Example 2 -

Teacher: "I know you guys have 3 essays due tomorrow, so I'll just assign you 10 pages of really hard Stats homework tonight. Sound good?"

Student (after class): "That guy is such a statisdick."

Statisdick by The mean z-scorer November 20, 2010

Statistics 

The scientific way to say I am not sure

Statistics is like saying: There is 30% chance it will rain, 70% chance it will not rain, but I am not certain if its going to rain.

Statistics by allegro_perth May 14, 2011

Statistic'd 

When a person offers up statics during a casual conversation to prove his or her point. However, the stats are not a product of research , but instead a product of here-say. This can be highly annoying because it is difficult to argue with made up stats, considering the vast modes of gathering and processing data related to a phenomenon.

Friend 1: I think I want to go to Law school.

Friend 2: I wouldn't do that dude, 56% of people who have law degrees work in another profession.

Friend: Damn, I better not then . . . (while thinking, "this dude has some made up number to attach to everything" I hate when I get statistic'd by this dude)

Ordering in a restaurant . . .

Girl: I'll have the Rib eye, rare . . .

Guy: I wouldn't do that, this place uses inorganic beef and each time you order beef here, you are destroying 2.5 acres of farm land.

Girl: I prefer not to get statistic'd when I'm ordering

Statistic'd by 180lbmastiff March 13, 2010

statistics 

the bastard child of math and psychology.

I hate statistics.

statistics by bradley90 December 19, 2011

statisticock 

Coming from the latin status cokkus. Meaning mathematician's PHAT DONGG

e.g: Yo I sucked my professor's statisticock last night, that shit was massive

statisticock by CunTpoRN1234567890 October 15, 2019

Skatist 

Anyone who hates the skateboarding community out of stereotypes and bigotry. Usually either a Narc (Yard duty, law enforcement, fuzz) or a (hate to label) prep, Gangsta, or in general any narrow-minded person who doesn't understand the hardships or rich culture of the skateboarding community.

I have actually heard stoner and skater being tossed around as insults.

They just don't understand the only thing Skateboarding has in common with smoking is we both do what we love which is more than most people can say.

A few people i know: Ugh I hate skateboarders!

ME (only humoring them because I know that they're bigots): oh, and why is that?

AFPIK: Because they are idiots/wear girl pants/are all the same

Me: Bigot. You wouldn't understand even if I explained it to you. In a nutshell, it would flood your narrow understanding of the world. You damn skatist. How would you like it if I said American Eagle was gay? Well, its no secret.

AFPIK:... Damn

Skatist by ratm rat March 19, 2007