Spoon 

Possibly the best band to come out of Texas. It consists of Britt Daniel (vocals, piano, etc.), Jim Eno (drums), and various temporary members. Elektra records had them for a while, but Merge records signed them after being dropped.

Music Lover: Hey - you should pick up "Kill the Moonlight" by Spoon.

Indie Snob: Don't even talk about a band as mainstream as Spoon in my presence.

Music Lover: So what they're in Time magazine! They're still good!

Indie Snob: (groans) ok... fine... (immediately gets addicted)

Spoon by aleclair July 22, 2005

Spoon 

Battle cry of the cartoon character "the tick"

SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON-uh!

Spoon by ArchDevil November 3, 2003

spoon 

Spoon - can have variouse meanings.

However (certainly) in northern parts of the UK "you spoon" is another word for you idiot or you utter twat.

"You're a right spoon boy ain't ya?" - Meaning you are a bit of an idiot really aren't you. Generally used after having fucked up a really simple task, question or not having understood something very obviouse.

spoon by c1187600 February 20, 2007

spoon 

A sex act done in prison which involves inserting a spoon up another inmate's ass. Popularized in the HBO prison drama Oz.

Wolfgang Cutler: You and me? We're gonna spoon. Now bend the fuck over.

spoon by Lakitu1983 August 17, 2007

Spoon 

Someone who is a complete idiot and cannot answer a simple question.

What's 9+10?

Idk

Awl, you spoon!

Spoon by WhamBham February 28, 2015

Spoon 

A particularly stupid individual.

"The moon landing was fake."
"You're a fucking spoon."

Spoon by jojiighei May 11, 2018

Spoon 

v. to lay in the position with a man's penis in close proximity to or poking one's booty.
n. the act of laying in the position with a man's penis in close proximity to poking one's booty.

I like it when my boyfriend spoons me.

Spoon by Cristal December 10, 2003