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sputtering willis 

The release of feces while attempting to flatulate similar to the shart. Most often accompanied by a exclamation of your own surpise, i.e. DAMN, I JUST SHIT MY PANTS!, and unconciousness.
Damn Son, I just totally did a sputtering willis ::fall into coma::

spluttering 

when you walk ungracefully or un co-ordinatedly usually using lots of hand gestures and/or just doing something in an awkward kind of way
"oh my god laura you you keep spluttering past jack lister."

"oh, how embarrassing."
spluttering by hayden595 March 1, 2008

Slutterena Van Der Boobsen 

A fun nickname fans of Gossip Girl gave the show's main character, Serena van der Woodsen, played by gorgeous young actress Blake Lively.
Why? Because on the show Serena usually gets laid every episode and usually falls in love with 5 guys at a time, therefore being considered a slut by many real people as well as characters.
The second part of the nickname is due to the fact that the actress has great looking boobs (the reason why some guys watch the show, unless you like the "story"), which are at many times showing during the show.

*Note that Blake Lively is not being called a slut, only the character she plays on that TV show is under that nickname.*
Girl : OMG, Slutterena Van Der Boobsen slept with Nate, Dan and Jenny on yesterday's episode of GG, and can you believe how much clevage she was showing?
Guy: That's why I watched it in the first place, lol.

shutterfinger 

-noun

1. a person that can't stop taking pictures, someone that has near obsessive compulsion to snapping away at everything with his or her camera.

Their fingers click constantly at the shutter button, hence the word.
He's such a shutterfinger, he always carry around his camera snapping away like a paparazzi.
shutterfinger by Nicko DaVinci December 10, 2009

earth-shattering 

Something very shocking, that takes the ground off of you. Something that is mind blowing.
Some earth-shattering revalations
earth-shattering by vickyloka October 2, 2009

Slatering the upper deck 

This technique is for the most skilled of slaterer's. One must be nimble and quick in order to accomplish this feat. It involves combining the classics "slatering" and the "upper decker." You sit on the top of the toilet in the AC slater position (from saved by the bell) and take a hot steamy dump in the upper deck.
Jorge: Hey man, what's wrong. Why is your face all bruised on your left side?

Carlos: Shit man, I was slatering the upper deck on your can and I fell off.

Jorge: What the hell does that mean man. What's that brown shit on your shirt and pants.

Carlos: Shit.

Jorge: You are f'd man. Why do I hang out with you.