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The definition of metal. If you do not like this band then you only like lame fake poser metal. When you listen to a slayer album you should be able to bang your head just about non stop start to finish with only minor changes in tempo.

Slayer fans are the most devoted thrash fans on Earth. Slayer fans are nuts. They carve 'Slayer' into their own backs to pledge allegiance. Slayer have not sold out and still hold true to their high-intensity thrash roots. If an alien came to Earth and said 'GIVE ME METAL', I would give them the album Reign In Blood, or Show No Mercy. No other band would suffice.
'A Slayer concert was held at (local stadium/concert hall). There were no survivors. The venue has been reduced to a smoldering crater. LONG LIVE SLAYER! FUCK YES! \m/'
slayer by Cowan May 12, 2008
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slayer - someone who causes the death of a person or animal
killer
He is a Slayer
He is a killer
Slayer by doctahwho23 October 31, 2015
the heviest metal band also stands for satan laughs as you eternaly rot
slayer by spliffy420 December 9, 2010
A person who has sex, or kiss's alot of the other sex, like a player
That guy is such a slayer, he was with 12 girls at Tuckers party

Jack: Did you slay this weekend?
Jordan: Of course who do you think i am
Jack: Sweet!
Slayer by mrpuzzle November 4, 2010
1. Best band ever. You don't say it, you fuckin scream it. The heavist, and fastest band ever. With the most EVIL lyrics, who else has the BALLS to start a song with the word Auschwitz?


2. What you yell when you hear "music" that sucks (50 cent, Snakes n Barrels, Motley Crue, Poison, Jonas Brothers, Soulja Boy, etc.)
1. Slayer fan: "When you're walking and you see someone wearing a slayer shirt, you look at them and they look at you and you just know."
"On my wall your head" piece by piece

2. Slayer fan at Death Cab for Cutie show because gf dragged him there: SLAYER! SLAYER! SLAYER!
slayer by MDMI March 1, 2009
The absolute most fucking intense thrash/speed/death metal band ever to come to life. They have appeared many times on MTVs Viva La Bam and Headbangers Ball, along with Guitar Hero 3 with their (in)famous hit "Raining Blood" and GH Metallica with "War Ensamble".

I cant give what I say next any real credibilty, but it would be FUCKING AWESOME. I have been told that their name is an acronym that is as follows

Satan
Laughs
As

You
Eternally
Rot

Spelling out Slayer.
" Trapped in purgatory, a lifeless object alive, awaiting reprisal, death will be their aquantance. The skys turning red, return to power draws near, fall into me the skys crimson tears, abolish the rules made of stone. Pierced from below, souls of my treacherous past, betrayed by many, now ornaments dripping above... Awaiting the hour of reprisal, your time slips away.
Raining Blood
from a lacerated sky
bleeding its horror
creating my structure
NOW I SHALL REIGN IN BLOOD!!!"

Slayer- Raining Blood
Slayer by Cartmaniac June 23, 2009