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11 definitions by Cartmaniac

 
1.
The absolute best, most reliable, and all around excellent cars ever produced. Honda has a well-established reputation for being the most reliable car producer in the world, recognized by Consumer Reports magazine, with Toyota in second. These cars, when maintained, will outlive everything. Multiple engine and body upgrades are available at many places. Call it bias, but I would argue that the Honda Accord is the best car ever made, simply because of its longevity, its v-tec engine, its driver comfort and passenger room, handling, transmission, universiality, and ease of engine and performance upgrades.
" I have a Honda Accord, with 142,000 miles and its still kickin'"
by Cartmaniac July 06, 2009
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2.
In Short: The really muscular naked blue guy from Watchmen

In Long: A normal man, exposed to radiation by accident one day at work at an army base. His body was torn apart, literally. But he was able to rebuild himself piece by piece. He is America's greatest weapon because he has a high level of radiation surrounding him, and can disintegrate his enemies on contact. He wore clothes twice in the movie "Watchmen". All the other times, he was naked, and nobody seemed to mind, or even notice. Just see the movie, it explains alot of stuff.
Dr Manhattan: "The existence of human life is a highly overrated phenomenon"
by Cartmaniac July 24, 2009
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3.
Quite literally a genius.
He is the lead singer of Tool. Keenan is ranked with Marilyn Manson in terms of musical talent, ability to write and perform music successfully, and to the untrained eye and ear, creepiness. If anyone needs any proof that James Maynard Keenan is a genius, simply listen to these songs:

Wings For Marie
10,000 Days (Wings pt 2)
Aenima
Eulogy
Schism
The Pot
Vicarious

But most importantly:
Lateralus

Lateralus was written in an unusual way. It was written so that the lyrics begin at 1 minute 38 seconds. This is equal to what is known as the Golden Ratio, which is 1.618. It is the most pleasing number to the human eye and has been seen in nature. The lyrics follow the Fibbonacci Sequence, which has also been seen in nature, although it is not certain why.
James Maynard Keenan is a genius
by Cartmaniac August 06, 2009
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4.
Youre an asshole.
Youre reading a dictionary, smartass.
by Cartmaniac June 03, 2009
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5.
Theyre not one of the best industrial metal bands to come into existence.

They are THE best industrail metal bands to come into existence.

They began in Cleveland Ohio, where most fans are located, however, the well-versed metal heads of other areas may be familiar with works such as:

12 Hundred

43

Bwomp

Solitaire/Unraveling

Damage Done

Destroy The World Around Me

Born Of Desire

These Filthy Hands

Nowhere to Go

Xeroxed

...and the list goes on
They are commonly called a Slipknot knockoff by ignorant losers who like shitty metal like Linkin Park and who are too lazy to actually visit the bands website and see that Mushroomhead was formed almost 5 years before Slipknot, had a more theatrical concert compilation and performance than Slipknot and continued writing songs that would please their fans, rather than try to get radio time like Slipknot. They are an amazing band any self-respecting metal head should listen to.
Dude did, you know Mushroomhead has never had a concert near Florida and that "The Cartmaniac" is pissed about it?
by Cartmaniac June 22, 2009
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6.
pronounced: Ha-rum-bee

Not just a saying but a way of life. Seen on the boondocks, it is what a tribe in Africa shouts when victorious over an enemy. They raise their right fist in the air and shout "HARUMBI!!!!" Groups of people here and there have adopted the phrase into everyday vernacular, showing triumph over a challenge or victory over an enemy. Can also be used to show that you are invincible or strong beyond strong.
After the african tribesman defeated his worthy opponent, he raised his right fist and shouted "HARUMBI!" to show his glorious triumph.

"7 on 1 Call of Duty? Bring it, I got that Harumbi strength."
by Cartmaniac June 26, 2009
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7.
spy-fi is just wi-fi, or wireless internet, that is obtained from a location other than the place you are currently at. Example: Staying in a hotel, and successfully connecting to a wi-fi network at a nearby restaurant, cafe or other place where wi-fi is readily available.
Bro, I couldnt get wi-fi here at the hotel, so I resorted to spy-fi from the starbucks.
by Cartmaniac June 01, 2009
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