Shane

The biggest douchebag you'll ever meet. He'll act like he's nice but he isn't. Don't date someone named Shane
Shane's such a jerk, I can't believe I dated him.
by TheBicWhisperer February 03, 2020
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Shane

Unlike Shane(definition # 3) shane is a name that only a true awesome person could have.. but there is one man..whoops i mean kid..that is not worthy of the name shane and that kids name is Shane Mcblah {because i cant really put the losers last name}
The coolest kid you know is probably named shane. True fact! except the one mentioned above.
by Shane I. December 05, 2007
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Shane

Is one of the most amazing girls you will ever meet. Her singing will give you chills through your body.... She has the one of the most beautiful smiles and when you hang out with her you will not be disappointed. Shane with her boy-ish good-looks can charm any women of any age, with just a smile. Shane is one of the most beautiful people you will ever meet inside and out. Someone you cannot live without :) <3
She is so Shane!
by thestory.... April 22, 2011
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Shane

When your cock is so long, it pokes out of your shorts when you get a boner.
Steve: Yo, you see Tom's Shane during the woman's softball game the other day?

Chris: Ya man, that shit was whack!
by Shane in yo Shorts December 27, 2011
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Shane

Shaneis a 4-eyed fish who likes to spend his time under water or occasionaly in thick ice. He tries his best to make you think he is smart but he ends up getting the answer wrong.Shane always puts ‘someone get textin’or ‘great day’on his snapchat story to try get clout but everyone knows no one replies to his stories. Shane is a great swimmer but when he is on land his body tends to run out of air leading him to become a skeleton looking human.
I want to be a Shane! Shane gets to breathe under water for as long as he wants
by ITSYABOYgero July 06, 2018
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Shane

See 'douche canoe'.
by Kittykatkityy November 20, 2017
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Shane

Most definitions are for male Shanes but I’m gonna talk about the female Shane.

Shane, has this skinny boy lesbian aesthetic and she is definitely gorgeous. She also has this super bad haircut that will confuse your sexuality. Shane is the girl that every straight girl would want in their bicuriosity experiment. Shane is hot. Shane is a very sporty girl. She almost always practices one kind of sport. Sex. She is 100% predisposed to women and she will fuck you gay. Slept with +900 people. She is a living legend.
D: In my sisters wedding, Shane slept with me, my mom and my cousin all in the same day I think same 12 hrs. She almost slept with the bride too.
by dddarksideee November 11, 2019
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