1. A food-like, MSG laced substance that I have consumed by the metric ton.
2. What you feed stoners to make them grow, grow, grow.
3. SomethingGeorge W. Bush wouldn't even feed his dog, if he knew Ramen existed.
4. Dried, bleached blocks of Grace's (Will & Grace) hair to be boiled with gum-wrappers full of colored salts.
Dude 1: dude im frigin starving!
Dude 2: i got some ramen...ya want some?
Dude 1: (falling to his knees) My lord...would you be so gracious as to feed me the feast of kings?
Dude 2: uhhh sure...