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Poot

Another way of saying 'fart' or 'trump'.
It's normally used as a really posh or feminine way of saying you've had flatulence.
Isabelle: Sorry, I just pooted.
Rachel: That's okay, Isa- OH GOD, THAT SMELLS TERRIBLE, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EAT?
by definebird December 2, 2017
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Farting like normal, at the end, a little nugget surprises ypu.
Walking through Walmart today ,I thought I farted. But I pooted, and the guy behind me slipped on my nugget.
by Oopsieohfuck January 25, 2020
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A poot is one of them wind/silent farts
*Pffffft*
I just pooted”

“That was a funny little poot

“Your poot stinks!”
by urr mums bum January 4, 2022
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The act of snorting illicit substances out of ones anal cavity for political reasons.
Think of the dead Kennedy's pull my strings chorus and go from there. "Give me a toot "poot" I'll sell you my soul. Pull my strings and I'll go far.
by I'm_ Getting _paid4thot! February 9, 2022
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1. Exclaimation when you score a point by putting your arm through a "natural circle" in the opponent's body, typically when they are standing with their hands on their hips, and you approach from the rear.
2. The game. It has so far lasted two years. We don't know the score. We have no idea who is playing, and who isn't.
"Poot!"
by Steve Lewis July 29, 2003
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a girl's pussy; derogatory word refering to females.
Jarod this campus is full of poot.

You are a poot stain.
by Mikey Peck September 15, 2003
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"I don't even poot."
by Potato4life January 16, 2018
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