by Katescott2000 December 20, 2015
Get the Pootmug. Think of the dead Kennedy's pull my strings chorus and go from there. "Give me a toot "poot" I'll sell you my soul. Pull my strings and I'll go far.
by I'm_ Getting _paid4thot! February 09, 2022
Get the Pootmug. A cross between a poop and a toot. Much like a shart but less aggressive and more refined. It always depends how much poop was expelled when farting. If it's just a speck that's a poot. If it was more than a speck it's a shart.
Person 1: That was a loud fart? You better check yourself before you wreck yourself "
Person 2: Whoopsie doodles, I pooted.
Person 2: Whoopsie doodles, I pooted.
by Poot queen November 08, 2019
Get the Pootmug. Another way of saying 'fart' or 'trump'.
It's normally used as a really posh or feminine way of saying you've had flatulence.
It's normally used as a really posh or feminine way of saying you've had flatulence.
Isabelle: Sorry, I just pooted.
Rachel: That's okay, Isa- OH GOD, THAT SMELLS TERRIBLE, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EAT?
Rachel: That's okay, Isa- OH GOD, THAT SMELLS TERRIBLE, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EAT?
by definebird December 02, 2017
Get the Pootmug. 1. Exclaimation when you score a point by putting your arm through a "natural circle" in the opponent's body, typically when they are standing with their hands on their hips, and you approach from the rear.
2. The game. It has so far lasted two years. We don't know the score. We have no idea who is playing, and who isn't.
2. The game. It has so far lasted two years. We don't know the score. We have no idea who is playing, and who isn't.
"Poot!"
by Steve Lewis July 29, 2003
Get the Pootmug. by Mikey Peck September 15, 2003
Get the Pootmug. (1)
A shortened form of Pootis.
Better used for repetition as onomatopoeia.
(2)
A verb form of Pootis.
A shortened form of Pootis.
Better used for repetition as onomatopoeia.
(2)
A verb form of Pootis.
(1)
Heavy: (Takes out Pootis Gun and opens fire)
Pootis Gun: POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT-
(2)
From "Meet the Pootis Bird"
Pootis Bird: ...She weighs 150 kg and POOT $200 custom-tooled cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute. It costs $400,000 to POOT this weapon, for 12 seconds.
Heavy: (Takes out Pootis Gun and opens fire)
Pootis Gun: POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT-
(2)
From "Meet the Pootis Bird"
Pootis Bird: ...She weighs 150 kg and POOT $200 custom-tooled cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute. It costs $400,000 to POOT this weapon, for 12 seconds.
by LithiumLanthanumNitrogen6738 December 11, 2020
Get the Pootmug.