Poot

noun.;The sound a honda civic makes when accelerating.

hey, thats the sound my car makes!
*hits gas peddle*
poot-poot-poot...

Poot by Jaren December 28, 2005

Poot

A female fart or one of light and airy tone with mild smell.

She couldn't have farted, because girls poot!

Poot by warewoof September 11, 2003

Poot

The act of pushing out a toot too hard and a little poo slithers out of your bungole.

Don't you hate it when you're on a date then you try to let out a harmless fart and it turns out to be a poot.

Poot by BholeItaliano July 12, 2011

poot

A person of lower intelligence, more specifically a buffoon.

"You're such a poot!"

poot by K - Dizzle October 1, 2006

poot

Poot is the slug-like pet alien belonging to Kreeblim from Bruce Coville's novel "My Teacher Fried my Brains." Small, furry, and with eye stalks and no skeletal structure, it is reminiscent of Star Trek's tribble.

He cuddled his pet poot.

poot by Peter Murawski March 22, 2005

Poot

Present participle: Pooting, often dropping the 'g' as pootin' (not to be confused with the homophone Putin, the prime minister of Russia).

After the main course of refried beans, they was (sic) pootin' up a storm.

Poot by TaxicabDriver October 31, 2015

Poot

Tumblr meme in which "Poot" is Demi Lovatos "twin sister"

Have you seen Poot? Poor Demi.

Poot by Katescott2000 December 20, 2015