ponk

A french fart.
no im actually serious.

your ponk smells.

by crazyPsycho16 March 5, 2022

ponk

Someone who keys your car

'Did you see what he's done to my car?'
'Yeah, I know, what a ponk!'

by yoghurt3457 March 26, 2010

PONKE

ponke means lonke which means lonk which means lamp which means lampo which means lmao

person: says something funny
person 2: PONKE

by Grombellzz November 24, 2019

ponk

v. To smack someone else on the nose. Usually accompanied by saying the word, "Ponk!"

(Girl smacks boy on the nose)
Girl: Ponk!
Boy: Oh my god, I am so gonna ponk you for that!

by townloony September 5, 2008

ponk

the best streamer on planet earth, he is well known for being in the dream smp and being the worlds biggest kanye west fan. he is also very attractive and funny. if u dont like him, get well soon :)

someone: omg did u watch ponks latest stream on twitch.tv/dropsbyponk
me: how could i not, he is so funny and handsome after all.
someone: RIGHT! and he is also so skilled that guy carried cyan coyotes in mcc 17
me and everyone on planet earth: agreed

by boohooquacker September 23, 2021

ponk

v.)to burn by a use of a racial or sexual comment

-dude! that was amazing!
-ur mom was amazing! O, u just got ponked!

by mcfizzy July 11, 2008

ponk

It is a word that some of my friends and I have used to describe poppy punk type bands. Another definition mentioned Blink 182, Simple Plan, Good Charlotte. Those but we also drop Avril Lavigne into that group, along with Yellowcard, new Green Day, and just generally, punk for the masses, instead of true, good rebellious punk. This is more rebellious conformist music, for people who want to be rebellious without actually trying.

No, I don't listen to that station, they're all ponky.

by AndrewZM January 23, 2008