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1. lonk
Typographical error that means 'Link'
It is done on purpose usually now, and was invented by codeblue on the PSU.
House for a hunfred bucks!
lonk

2. lonk
v. German. To shit oneself on orgasm.
Dude 1: So you bang that chick last night?
Dude 2: I don't wanna talk about it.
Dude 1: Why?
Dude 2: It's been awhile since I been with someone and I was getting off and when I came, I instantly shit my self and all over my bed!
Dude 1: You F@cking Lonked!!
3. lonk
n. a word used to describe a person when debating between saying loser and punk.
guy 1: dude, stop acting like that.

guy 2: like what?
guy 1: like a frickin lonk...
punk loser lame bum dork
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4. Lonk
Long lanky penis.
Dude, fred has such a lonk!
5. Lonk
Long lanky penis.
Dude, fred has such a lonk!
6. Lonk
Another word for Portkey. You know, that thing in Harry Potter that people use when they're too lazy to use brooms.

Tis also a rather retarded, but amusing spelling of 'link'
M: OMG NEKKID SYLAR!
J: WHERE? 8D LONK, PLZ.
7. Lonk
A descriptive word used to call cool people.
Stu: Hey Paula you and Lesley are lonks!
Paula: Yes we're a right pair of lonkers!
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