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1.
Typographical error that means 'Link'
It is done on purpose usually now, and was invented by codeblue on the PSU.
House for a hunfred bucks!
lonk

by narutofayg August 23, 2006
 
2.
v. German. To shit oneself on orgasm.
Dude 1: So you bang that chick last night?
Dude 2: I don't wanna talk about it.
Dude 1: Why?
Dude 2: It's been awhile since I been with someone and I was getting off and when I came, I instantly shit my self and all over my bed!
Dude 1: You F@cking Lonked!!
by yO'Neill February 26, 2008
 
3.
Long lanky penis.
Dude, fred has such a lonk!
by Lonk_Master5 November 07, 2009
 
4.
n. a word used to describe a person when debating between saying loser and punk.
guy 1: dude, stop acting like that.

guy 2: like what?
guy 1: like a frickin lonk...
by lonk1 July 12, 2011
 
5.
Long lanky penis.
Dude, fred has such a lonk!
by Lonk_Master5 November 07, 2009
 
6.
Another word for Portkey. You know, that thing in Harry Potter that people use when they're too lazy to use brooms.

Tis also a rather retarded, but amusing spelling of 'link'
M: OMG NEKKID SYLAR!
J: WHERE? 8D LONK, PLZ.
by MellyBoot XD July 10, 2008
 
7.
A link that is non-functional because there is something wrong in the URL
ttp://somewhere
ww.somewhere

lonk
by C! November 17, 2006