pussy pastry

Filling a pussy with fresh whiped creme and then eating it out.

Wow, i am so hungry, i could go for a pussy pastry.

by silt daddy May 22, 2006

Breakfast Pastry

A cyber terrorist: Normally on TikTok and Twitter harassing people he disagrees with. A Breakfast Pastry is always trying to cancel someone and ruin their life because he's a miserable hobbit and his life is so sh*tty. This person usually is found with Mrs Potato Head "The nasty Fake doctor" "Rx0rcist.

Breakfast Pastry also mean Sh*t!

ThatDaneshGuy is such a Breakfast Pastry!

Ahhh man I stepped in Breakfast Pastry again!!!

by Chachi55 April 9, 2022

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vagina pastry

The classy version of twat waffle. Instead of a twat waffle, which is defined as a shriveled up vagina that looks like a defrosted waffle, a vagina pastry consists of an attractive vagina that looks as good as a cup cake or fresh cannolis and you just want to satisfy your sweet tooth and just eat, eat, eat.

Oh my God, you're such a vagina pastry and you're making me hungry.

by CraziiTracy March 9, 2015

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Change of pastry

Being tired of the same bakery.

Finn stopped at the Black Currant Bakehouse everyday for their delicious cinnamon rolls.He was shocked that he was tiring of them and decided he needed a change of pastry.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS February 6, 2018

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