Minecraft 

The best game ever made. If that little fucker Jermeysays otherwise, fuck his mom.

You: Hey Jermey, want to play Minecraft later?

Jermey: No, fuck you bitch I play Fortnite
Jermey’s mom: mmmmm yes HARDER DADDY PLEASE MMMMM AHH YESSSSS

Minecraft by Hey Bryce what do April 8, 2019

Minecraft 

Cure for all sex

OMG Minecraft cured my sex

Minecraft by LolCringe October 20, 2019

Minecraft 

A game your girlfriend doesn't want to know about.
She will leave you if you say:

You: Guess what
Her: What?
You: In minecraft, I finally have a stack of diamonds
Her: *runing*

Minecraft by word.org October 14, 2020

Minecraft 

It's a game about placing and breaking blocks to build anything you can imagine.

There are currently 2 game modes (one in development):
-SURVIVAL Beta: This version of the game involves having to survive in a randomly generated world. However at night, monsters come out, be sure to build a shelter before that happens.

-CLASSIC: In this version, which is free, you get infinite of every block, everything is about building.

Jack: Hey, what are you playing?
John: Minecraft.
Jack: Those graphics are terrible. Oh! What's that green penis thing over there?
John: OH SHIT!
Game: SSSSSS BOOM!

Minecraft by aetherX July 9, 2011

Minecraft 

The best Video Game ever created. Created by Notch, you can build, explore, and kill.. things. You can also play on servers/multiplayer and do PVP and other minigames.

Person 1: Hey, buddy. Wanna play FoRTnITe?
Person 2: no Josh I’m playing Minecraft
Person 1: what’s a Minecraft?
Person 2: d o. Y o u. L i v e. U n d e r. A. R o c k?
Person 1: yes.

Person 2: o k. Please, don’t play Fortnite. Minecraft is better.

Minecraft by GetSpaghettiedOn. September 24, 2019

Minecraft 

Minecraft is a sandbox video game created and designed by Swedish game designer Markus "Notch" Persson, and later fully developed and published by Mojang. Wikipedia
Initial release date: May 17, 2009
Platforms: PlayStation 4, PlayStation Vita, Wii U, Nintendo Switch, Android, PlayStation 3, Xbox One, MORE
Did you know: "Minecraft" is the best-selling PC game (26 million copies sold). wikipedia.org

"I Love Playing Minecraft!"

Minecraft by Idekwia September 25, 2017

Minecraft 

A very Addicting game Made by Notch.

The first time you play it its fun. Next time you play it your addicted and cant get off.

Person 1: Wanna over for the night.
Person 2: Nah Ive got too many chores.
Person 1: Such as?
Person 2: Build a house of bricks. Kill green exploding guys and the list goes on...
Person 1:Are you talking ABOUT minecraft?
Person 2:How did you know?

Minecraft by Epicdonut12 December 18, 2011