When you notice your girlfriend is happy and you decide to surprise her with cumshot attack just to ruin her day
Ahh man jenna was bragging about how good her day was so I hit that bitch with some happy mayonaise just to shut her up
by chubbzilla January 13, 2016
Applying a thick and volumous load of mayonaise like consistancy cum on or around the chin of a sexual partner, whether male or female.
3 of the 10 men involved in the street bukkake were unable to leave a mayonaise dumptruck on the eager cum dumpster
by throbmelongtime July 21, 2009
The cum on a girls hand after performing a handjob. similar to a (pearl necklace) after performing felatio
by Hyruki December 2, 2009
I really like Mary--she has mayonaise legs!
by Booger July 15, 2004
by korianaa c February 1, 2009
A sexual position/move in which an of age & consenting woman gets into a bathtub full of water while wearing a snorkel. A guy sits on top of the submerged woman and rubs one out into the snorkel.
Girl: "My feet are still pruney from last night."
Other Girl: "What happened?"
Girl: "This guy took forever to Mayonaise Submarine me!"
Other Girl: "What happened?"
Girl: "This guy took forever to Mayonaise Submarine me!"
by RedOctober1 October 5, 2011
A sexual act where the male genitalia is placed inside the butthole. An orgasm occurs, and the sperm is forced out of the butthole. The male then consumes the sperm that is being forced out.
Sue: You will never guess what my boyfriend and I did last night!
Jenny: You two found a job?
Sue: No! He made me Patti Mayonaise.
Jenny: What the hell is that?
Sue: You really don't want to know!
Jenny: You two found a job?
Sue: No! He made me Patti Mayonaise.
Jenny: What the hell is that?
Sue: You really don't want to know!
by Cornelius "Scarecrow" Haysin September 24, 2016