A martial art argument is a comparison that is always terrible, usually by comparing a higher quantity of lower quality to a lower quantity of a higher quality.
-"My cousin is a soldier and he shot fifty men in combat last year!"
="Enough with your martial art argument, John, his fifty kills were armed with rocks and sticks only"
by MisterJohnDoe September 17, 2021
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If the a collegiate marching band plays a Nicki Minaj song, according to Martial Band Law, no other collegiate marching band is allowed to play an arrangement of that same Nicki Minaj song.
Band Guy #1: Yo have you heard Hey Mama by David Guetta ft. Nicki Minaj? We should totally make that into a stands tune.
Band Guy #2: Dude we can't do that, Temple Diamond Band plays it. Martial Band Law forbids us.
by FullyAlive September 5, 2015
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The ERP Martial Arts Dojo teaches martial arts that has been passed down through generations The style is based on a philosophy and is a combination of traditional Chinese martial arts‚ modern military hand-to-hand combat skills‚ and Eastern mysticism

ERP Martial Arts encourages a heightened sense of balance as well as flexibility and muscle development‚ which will help you develop into a ERPing machine

ERP Emperor RottenPotatoMan will show you how to use your martial arts skills in combat situations such as Golden Dragon Style which was formed from the golden chains of the black hearted E-boy who was defeated by the great warrior

You'll also be taught the Blue Phoenix style by ERP Grand Master Yuuzora‚ this is a very fast form of martial art that consists of lightning quick attacks It was formed by the blue tears of a heart broken pigeon‚ so there is no surprise that this style is not only fast but also deadly In fact‚ it's said that even a master of the style can kill a man with one swift blow
Person 1: Ey man, im gonna join the the ERP Martial Arts Dojo to train my ERP prowess and increase my skill in ERPing.
Person 2: Cool man but i dont remember asking.
by Yuuzora January 3, 2023
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When you wanna fuck somebody up, so you learn this thing called, fucking martial arts, what else did you think it was gonna be called retard.
by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023
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An online discussion about someone doing sth. considered bad by most people. Many people will immediately bash the person with rude sentences, swear words, sex references and death threats.
Usually people just look at the few lines of text and the blurred photo before making their word. Sometimes suicides are caused by them.
It's like a court martial, only it is online.
Look, this net martial is bashing an innocent kid! This needs to stop!
by A dying goat November 24, 2017
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A guy whose talented but doesn’t have the most girls. When he meets new girls he could easily get attached because Of their connection. May have trust issues but when he meets the right person he’ll let his guard down
Hey look at how Martial is happy and laughing cuz of her
by eeeee1 July 13, 2022
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Positive, chill, up for a power nap anywhere
Don't be so negative, bring some good energy Martial
by Whyouwill November 24, 2021
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