load 

1. a lethargic and useless individual who generally gets in the way and refuses to aid smooth and fluid progress.

2. a big fat person

I'm late because the load in front of me didn't have all of his shit ready.

Move it, you freakin' load!

(said under the breath at the approach of a fat person): Jesus, what a load.

load by ramar April 12, 2006

load 

referring to someone who is unintelligent, or acting weird.

kid, stop being such a load!

load by kevinricelovuh! September 28, 2009

load 

Metallica's sixth album. like all that came befor and after, it rocked.

<mom> Quit listining to that load of crap!
<MM> Fuck you mom! this is no load of crap! its a load of metallicas load

load by shoot UPS trucks March 9, 2004

load 

The stuff that Metallica's album was named after.

Lars Ulrich blew his load in James Hetfield's mouth, and James swallowed it ALL.

load by Fo Shizzle My Nizzle June 8, 2004

Load 

The most underrated Metallica album ever. Not as good as the classics but still a fucking sick album

True metallica fan: Yo I was listening to Load last night it's fuckin' sick
stupid metal elitist: you stupid faggot go learn real metal metallica sold out and made pop songs

Load by idiot on the internet June 16, 2014

load 

loser, moron. (with reference to a male ejaculate)

you are such a load.

load by trolly28 January 23, 2013

Load 

The amount of poop or smooshy substance held in ones pants after roughly squeezing cheeks together and busting in your pants. Typically brown in color and sometimes can be reverted to being extremely bloody if attempted harshly.

Fuck man i have a huge load in my pants.

Load by xPR3STON March 21, 2012