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flaming heebie jeebies

The third and final stage of a stomach flu when your asshole burns so bad that you scream out loud when the watery shit shoots out. Stage one, the hershey squirts, stage two, dribbling jeestas.
Charlie: Hey Ron, why are you walking so funny.

Ron: You know that stomach flu that hit me, it's at the flaming heebie jeebies stage. One more shit and I'll die.

Weebie Jeebies 

1. Used to express bewilderment, surprise, or astonishment.

2. An exclamation of surprise, delight, indignation, or dismay.

3. An expression of amazement.
Weebie Jeebies by TheProphessional February 23, 2010

ebee jeebies 

Also confused with "heebie jeebies"

The feeling you get when you see an an awesome flying bee drone that pollinates things and gets us that good crop yield!
"Hey man, did you see those ebees?"
"Yeah, I got the ebee jeebies!"
ebee jeebies by smarglebargle January 31, 2019

Ceebie-jeebies 

When you really cbf, you have the ceebie-jeebies.
I'm not productive today because I have come down with the ceebie-jeebies

Peebie-jeebies 

The sudden feeling of having to go to the bathroom caused by being nervous, anxious, etc.
I was so nervous before going out on stage I got the peebie-jeebies!

sexual-heebie-jeebies 

A word more commoningly known as 'horny'
ooft im having the sexual-heebie-jeebies
sexual-heebie-jeebies by Julie (::) September 6, 2007