by YAW MUMMA! October 13, 2009
gay jock, ex:
-wears no-sleeve shirts at all times
( cut off )
-pretends to like sports and only drinks beer in the presence of potential gocks
-goes to the gym daily and visists the tanning regularly( 3-4 times a week )
-plays sports, but only to look at the other guys in the shower
-wears no-sleeve shirts at all times
( cut off )
-pretends to like sports and only drinks beer in the presence of potential gocks
-goes to the gym daily and visists the tanning regularly( 3-4 times a week )
-plays sports, but only to look at the other guys in the shower
Moving to anew school, its hard to meet new people. Where are the gyms, where are the clubs, and most importantly , where are the gocks?
by MrGock August 26, 2008
An instrument used typically by marching instructors that is made out of plastic or synthetic woods. The gock block is hit in order to establish or keep a tempo for musicians to march or play to. Also referred to as met or metronome.
Student 1: Bro, where's the met clicky thingy?
Student 2: You mean the gock block? I think it's in the director's office.
Student 2: You mean the gock block? I think it's in the director's office.
by JFC420 August 18, 2015
A member of the Cobbler crime family of Cechnya, Gock Cobbler was the outcast of 3 sons. Trying to impress his father, head of the family, Gock took place in the Breslin school massacre. He then started running guns for the Chechnyan radicals. A Soviet agent was sent to kill him and did so with ease. This agent then took up the monacre of Gock Cobbler and stole his identity to gain more intel on the cobbler crime family. They were responsible for the murder of the agents son who was at Breslin School. At one point the agent ‘Gock Cobbler’ sodomized and murdered a Bosnian chicken farmer gaining the nick name ‘Cock Gobbler’.
by Eugene Kcrabsz July 31, 2019
Male reproductive organ that resides in a location of a high populous. Widely renowned for their ability to bestow pleasure upon women. Ranking highest amongst most desirable penises.
Individual #1: Oh my gosh did you see the jeans he was wearing? You could totally see his city gock!
Individual #2: I wish my boyfriend had a city gock. He’s only got a rural gock.
Individual #2: I wish my boyfriend had a city gock. He’s only got a rural gock.
by Mr. Unknown January 12, 2008
When a girl is so beautiful to the point you are figuratively willing to cut your cock off and mail it to her as a token of your love.
by PennyScissors January 30, 2018
a term typically used by major band geeks, when the gock is stolen from the drum line by the drum majors
by el93 August 20, 2010