by bobesha head August 22, 2008
Get the Dousche holemug. by El Dousche Bago December 23, 2004
Get the Dousche Bag Dadmug. A Dousche Bag Dad is a worthless excuse for a parent that runs off and leaves his family for a dirty whore skank who he marries soon after the divorce is final. Then this worthless pile of crap gets his new wife pregnant, which means that his other child is going to suffer. A Dousche Bag dad never shows up at his child's sporting event and rarely shows an interest in anything else his child is doing because his new family is his main focus. The Dousche Bag Dad also terrorizes his ex by being a total fuck nugget by stirring up shit because he is miserable with his new family so he decides to make his ex miserable as well because he hates his life and wants to fight over custody arrangements that he agreed to.
Q: Honey, have you ever noticed that Jake's dad never shows up to watch his child participate in sporting events.
A: Yeah Jake's Dad is a real dousche bag dad that never shows up to any sporting events.
Q: Honey, have you noticed that Jake's dad hasn't been at their house in quite some time
A: Yeah Jake's dad is a true dousche bag dad that ran for the hills when times got tough and hooked up with a dirty whore skank and now they have their own child so Jake is suffering because his dad couldn't keep his penis in his pants while his wife was out of town.
A: Yeah Jake's Dad is a real dousche bag dad that never shows up to any sporting events.
Q: Honey, have you noticed that Jake's dad hasn't been at their house in quite some time
A: Yeah Jake's dad is a true dousche bag dad that ran for the hills when times got tough and hooked up with a dirty whore skank and now they have their own child so Jake is suffering because his dad couldn't keep his penis in his pants while his wife was out of town.
by FUNNY GUY 77 July 16, 2011
Get the Dousche Bag Dadmug. by aquaman839 May 06, 2009
Get the dousche fagmug. Hey Franky, pull that dousche-crayon out of your nose!!
Nancy that's a totally awesome painting! OMG that's a dousche-crayon!!
Nancy that's a totally awesome painting! OMG that's a dousche-crayon!!
by George Cloonedyke April 09, 2010
Get the dousche-crayonmug. A person who likes to smell everything! Most dousche nuggets are pleased to find something stank, then say ewwwwe, smell it again, then ask someone else to smell it too!
by Repent Bits April 13, 2008
Get the dousche nuggetmug. An individual who not merely displays characteristics associated with a Dousche, but is also devoid of other human emotions or is very boring. A callous and wooden person could be described as a Dousche-Bot, or someone who rarely breaks from a routine or does not display any form of spontaneity.
Just come to the Pub after work Friday. Don't be such a Dousche-Bot!
Did you see how bored he was at the game? What a Dousche-Bot!
I won't be going out during exam time, I'm going to be a real Dousche-Bot for the next few weeks.
Did you see how bored he was at the game? What a Dousche-Bot!
I won't be going out during exam time, I'm going to be a real Dousche-Bot for the next few weeks.
by lee_boi81 February 21, 2011
Get the Dousche-Botmug.