sometimes the banana peels itself

saying used to describe that somethings just happen for a reason and are outside of ones control

My grandma is getting too old to care for now. We are going to have to put her in a home soon, but man sometimes the banana peels itself.

by spenzar71 June 26, 2015

Violate my banana peel

When one abuses another's used banana peel

Cameron screamed "violate my banana peel" after he had been satisfied with his banana

by Damnnnnndaniel February 22, 2016

Awesome Sauce Banana Peel

The tasty goodness of an idea that is worthy of being slipped on by a banana peel.

Ester: Sorry we couldn't meet for lunch today.
Rach: It's okay, are we still on for tomorrow
Ester: Yes
Rach: Awesome Sauce Banana Peel

by ricki.hoffman October 22, 2011

One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel

2 phrases:

"One foot in the grave"- half dead, dying, death is catching up. Tired, old, metaphorical

"Foot on a banana peel"- funny, humorous, cartoon, things are going comically wrong, events are not working in one's favor. *Picture* stepping on a rake and being hit in the face with the handle. Knee slap comedy

One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel expression-

damned if you do, damned if you don't...

Guy 1: "how are you doing?"
Guy 2: *expression meaning* on one side (one foot) I've really gone to hell, or im working on getting there- and on the other side (other foot) it's pretty stupid, but entertaining to watch, the bullshit that's been happening to me or that I've been outing putting myself through...

"Falling apart and it's hysterical to witness"

by GoldieGal April 12, 2019

Peeling Bananas

The manipulation and exploitation of the male species by appearing interested and willing to reward. Bananas are peeled for personal gain or just pure entertainment.

G: Let me send this provocative txt to X and then he can fix my History essay!
H: Tututut, your peeling bananas again!

by YourCakeface January 28, 2009

I got one foot in the grave, and the other on a banana peel.

Something that a NY Mobster might tell a reporter when he knows that his time is limited. He's done some really outrageous shit to other gangsters, and as a result, he is a dead man. Like a moth caught on a hot light, he knows it's wrong, but the danger gives him such a charge that he really has ceased to care. A guy in this position would say this and really mean it.

"I got one foot in the grave, and the other on a banana peel." "We live this way, but we don't care."

by Armando 1972 December 30, 2011

peel banana

When you give a guy a hand job and the condom peels like a banana

She totally gave me a peel banana

by Based You January 16, 2014