2 definitions by GoldieGal
2 phrases:
"One foot in the grave"- half dead, dying, death is catching up. Tired, old, metaphorical
"Foot on a banana peel"- funny, humorous, cartoon, things are going comically wrong, events are not working in one's favor. *Picture* stepping on a rake and being hit in the face with the handle. Knee slap comedy
"One foot in the grave"- half dead, dying, death is catching up. Tired, old, metaphorical
"Foot on a banana peel"- funny, humorous, cartoon, things are going comically wrong, events are not working in one's favor. *Picture* stepping on a rake and being hit in the face with the handle. Knee slap comedy
One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel expression-
damned if you do, damned if you don't...
Guy 1: "how are you doing?"
Guy 2: *expression meaning* on one side (one foot) I've really gone to hell, or im working on getting there- and on the other side (other foot) it's pretty stupid, but entertaining to watch, the bullshit that's been happening to me or that I've been outing putting myself through...
"Falling apart and it's hysterical to witness"
damned if you do, damned if you don't...
Guy 1: "how are you doing?"
Guy 2: *expression meaning* on one side (one foot) I've really gone to hell, or im working on getting there- and on the other side (other foot) it's pretty stupid, but entertaining to watch, the bullshit that's been happening to me or that I've been outing putting myself through...
"Falling apart and it's hysterical to witness"
by GoldieGal April 12, 2019
Meaning: beautiful (adj)
Kyla is an ORIGINAL woman.
She has beauty, intelligence, style and class which, in turn, scares a lot of fake people and creates handfuls of haters. Kylas are unique, charming and worth the wait.
They are loyal and compassionate, free thinkers and excel in academics.
They carry the burden of the mythical "golden pussy" which causes all who see, touch or smell it to fall madly in love, anything for another dose
Kyla is an ORIGINAL woman.
She has beauty, intelligence, style and class which, in turn, scares a lot of fake people and creates handfuls of haters. Kylas are unique, charming and worth the wait.
They are loyal and compassionate, free thinkers and excel in academics.
They carry the burden of the mythical "golden pussy" which causes all who see, touch or smell it to fall madly in love, anything for another dose
Guy: nobody has all the qualities I'm looking for, it's impossible to find in one person
Guy 2: try a kyla. They're the total package
Girl: why is everyone falling over themself to be near kyla? What's she got?
Girl 2: I heard her pussy is made of gold and can actually play the harp!
Guy 2: try a kyla. They're the total package
Girl: why is everyone falling over themself to be near kyla? What's she got?
Girl 2: I heard her pussy is made of gold and can actually play the harp!
by GoldieGal March 30, 2019