96

96 means your in the friendzone. The reason it's 96 is because of the # 69. And as you all know 69 is a sexual position and if you in that 96 you ain't getting none.

Echo: I got Friendzoned, So it don't feel too hot, Cheer me up bra
Dante: What do you mean you got friendzoned xDD
Echo: The pain I feel is unfathomable, Too the full extent of the word, I'm too Friendzonable
I'm deep in that 96, Homes
Dante: xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

(True Story, I'm Echo (ಥ‸ಥ))

by Echoes The Grappler March 5, 2017

96

What happens when 2 people are so tired of doing 69 that they roll over onto their other side and fall asleep and do a 96.

That 69 was fun, but we got so tired from it we had to turn it into a 96.

by lvkurtcsband November 20, 2004

96

when a dating couple are too concerned with each other they forget about there friends and only think of them selves and always have to be stuck up each others asses (96)

GUY 1: wheres josh?
GUY 2: with jolynn
GUY 1: god this is like the 100th time this week
GUY 2: god they are always stuck up each others asses all the damn time there 69ing the wrong way
GUY 1: yea there not 69ing there 96ing
(both guys begin to laugh at how true it is)

by daky182 July 5, 2011

96

The friend zoned version 69

Dude 1:"Hey did you 69 that girl?"
Dude 2: "Nah, instead I got 96."
Dude 1: "Bummer."

by otakupersonorwhateves March 13, 2016

96

when the person you are screwing at the time is so mad at you that they don't even ant to face you

When I was at my gf Jenny's family reunion andshe did the 96 position on me because I threw up on her mom's favorite cat.

by Ifrit the Aurora A.K.A. The Super Duper Magic Pole Grinder March 21, 2006

96

When a dude has a drunk hook up and he goes down to eat out a girl and then decides he wants a blow job too so he rotates around so he is face fucking her mouth hole with his asshole on her nose.

Dude 1: "How was that hookup with Sarah last night."
Dude 2: "Pretty sloppy, I totally 96ed her."

by Calvin Schiraldi May 11, 2005

96

1.) The opposite of a sixty-nine (69). When two people suck on each others's brown eye or anus or asshole.

Tom and Celine were so close that they freely 96'ed each other in public.

by taker May 13, 2006