Student: Here's my assignment. I know it looks like a blank page, but I wrote it in invisible ink.
Teacher: Damn! It's more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM! I wish I could give you an A+, but I can't mark it. You fail.
Teacher: Damn! It's more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM! I wish I could give you an A+, but I can't mark it. You fail.
by UrbanPrick February 20, 2011
a triple flip reset musty no-scope piss fart among us at 3am backboard sus shot is when your playing rocket and you score a triple flip reset musty no-scope piss fart among us at 3am backboard sus shot
while I was playing rocket league I scored a triple flip reset musty no-scope piss fart among us at 3am backboard sus shot!
by SusSusSusSusSusSusSusSusSusSus April 21, 2022
hey did you see the new video called among us irl 3AM jake paul friday night funkin huggy wuggy poppy playtime five nights at freddy's fall guys five nights at fortcraft among us sus walter white (not clickbait) (gone wrong) (gone sexual) (cops called) (not clickbait) (SCARY) (not clickbait)?
by i have ligma pls help June 3, 2022
woah ๐ณ เถ
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๐ yo ๐ what ๐ข is ๐จ ๐ฆฐ up ๐คด you ๐คด Guys ๐ right ๐ now ๐ โ๏ธ we ๐คก are ๐ at ๐น McDonalds ๐ก and ๐จ ๐ง we ๐ฉฑ just ๐ found ๐ค out ๐จ when๐ you ๐จ ๐ฆฐ come ๐จ ๐ฆณ to ๐ McDonalds ๐ค at โฆ 3AM โบ you ๐ฅถ can ๐ get ๐ข the ๐ Among ๐ฉฑ us ๐ฉ ๐จ Happy ๐จ ๐ง Meal ๐ฆ
๐ yo ๐ what ๐ข is ๐จ ๐ฆฐ up ๐คด you ๐คด Guys ๐ right ๐ now ๐ โ๏ธ we ๐คก are ๐ at ๐น McDonalds ๐ก and ๐จ ๐ง we ๐ฉฑ just ๐ found ๐ค out ๐จ when๐ you ๐จ ๐ฆฐ come ๐จ ๐ฆณ to ๐ McDonalds ๐ค at โฆ 3AM โบ you ๐ฅถ can ๐ get ๐ข the ๐ Among ๐ฉฑ us ๐ฉ ๐จ Happy ๐จ ๐ง Meal ๐ฆ
by i won't be here again ever May 5, 2021
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by Tomas Birchead March 26, 2023
The horniest place on earth, not to be confused by early-morning-horny twitter, which is the second horniest place on earth.
"dude 3am twitter wildin out again fr bruh"
"... she kinda thick tho not gonna lie"
also -
"bruh it's not even 8 am why's there anime titties on my screen yall need to get a life"
"... she kinda thick tho not gonna lie"
also -
"bruh it's not even 8 am why's there anime titties on my screen yall need to get a life"
by 3amtwitterexpert January 29, 2019