Sam

The biggest sideman ever known to the human race.

Jess: Hello Sam, I know you like me and all that, but can you give me some advice on this other guy I like?

Sam: Yea, sure, anything for you.

by Broome123 May 16, 2016

Sam

A loving sexy alpha male that plays football and basketball that typically has black or brown hair, brown or gren eyes and is normally quite tall. If you know a Sam don't hesitate to ask him out

girl 1 : Hey that guy Sam is really nice
girl 2 : Yeah you know Sams are perfect boyfriend material
girl 1 : Really? I'm going to ask him out now. Thanks!

by Sexy Amazing Man. (Sam) November 14, 2020

Sam

A very small male

Jack: holy shit that dude is fucking tiny!

Rob: he must be a Sam

by Midgetbiatch August 13, 2015

Sam

a tall skinny ass bitch who is very hairy

Sam shut the fuck up

by computerroom101 November 24, 2021

Sam

The girl with the name Samantha usually has a fat ass and is pretty but has a low intelligence level which is alright because she kind and funny

That girl Samantha really gets me

by Lovinallthepussy November 6, 2016

Sam

Sam is a person who bugs a Ethan

A Sam can be annoying

by A unknown presence May 17, 2018

Sam

Which one of you laxtation crap Sissy Fucked my Cousion

Stoopid asss yankee fuck all im a redneck named sam

by Sammmmy Dadddy May 10, 2019