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SWAG means Secretly, We Are Gay. It was invented in 600 B.C by Master Chong. He would fight other masters using kung-fu, and yell out swag, because he would come in contact with his opponent and he would tell them that secretly he was gay, and the opponent knew, because he was also gay. All Masters knew this, and this was the way of gay marriage. Masters would make their own gay families of asians, and pass down the phrase "swag" to their gay faggot children over centuries. Now you see Asians saying swag down the street, typical Asian tradition. When you see two Asian males with OBEY hats saying SWAG to each other, you know the deal.
Asian Guy: SWAG?
Other Asian Guy: SWAG.
by Teemo The Tank January 18, 2013
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Swag is an acronym used by a group of men in the U.S.A. during the 60s that means...

S- Secretly
W- We
A- Are
G- Gay
Unknowing Jerk That Everyone Hates: I've got so much SWAG

Knowing Person: Yes. Yes you do.
by TotallyAwesome July 29, 2012
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to have a lot of the opposite sex that arent ur boyfriend/girlfried. Their like you booty call.
Their go's some of my swags right there.

Here come my swag.
by xavier vaughn January 31, 2008
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style. game. walk.
Something
We
Assholes
Got
by A fellow asshole February 20, 2011
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I've been playing sports all day, i've got so much swag that my underpants are wet.
by Lilwaynekiller December 25, 2012
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Listen Up! The C.O. radio'ed, we have 65 insurgents moving into attack and spotting positions, SWAG, SWAG!

Light 'Em Up!

Crackle of gun fire heard.
by Mr.Blackwater1979 October 4, 2012
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by abi95 August 4, 2010
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