Kicks me in the balls and steals my money

Something that is completely undesirable or unwanted.

Person 1: Hey, your uncle Clovis died yesterday.
Person 2: Well, that just kicks me in the balls and steals my money.

by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022

Steal

To borrow with the intent to return.

Lemme steal your sugar.

by Fingdongdong March 15, 2017

Steal

When an item is on sale for a very low price

Those Jordans are on sale for a steal

by MrMeeeSeeks October 6, 2021

Steal

Borrowing someone's property without asking and takes it forever, with the exception of not alerting them.

You can't say "I steal a bank" because there is no way you would just simply blend in there and grab cash.

Dude remember that someone stole millions of dollars from a bank in China at night, sneakily and had the guards to let him do his job.

by Hectare Acres July 15, 2023

steal

Steal something

I steal the hat

by Give a Phuc November 18, 2021

steal

In inner-city DC we say that if you punch someone in the head, you stole them. To steal is to punch someone in the head, especially the face.

Yeah that niggle was beefing, so I stole his ass.

Yeah bro, say that to my face, Imma steal you.

by diopbe22 October 11, 2021

steal

To steal someone is to sucker punch or sneak them.

Ima steal that nigga if he keeps talking shit to me!

by notthemomma312 June 18, 2022