smell yer maw

To smell someone's fingers that's recently fingered your mum

*puts fingers up too his friends face*

"Smell yer maw !"

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by Yolttttt July 7, 2015

Yer maw punts coonsil

Scottish insult: "your mother is a drug dealer"

Counterpart to "yer da sells avon". Often used in verbal attacks, can also be used in retaliation to previous insult.

Yer = your
Maw = mother
Punt = sell/offload
Coonsil = council; cheap, very low quality drugs (usually cocaine) typically prepared in someone's kitchen/basement

See also: yer da sells the avon

"Awa talk shite, yer da sells avon ya roaster"

"Aye well yer maw punts coonsil n aw, prick"

"Cunt"

by purefanny565 February 3, 2017

am yer maws da

I'm your mum's dad Friendly Joke

(Scottish slang)

Jimmy : what's your name?
Bobby: Am yer maws da

by Yer da sells Avon May 3, 2017

Yer maw

Yer maw is another saying in Scotland which means the woman that has an over cooked stake bake fae greggs as a fanny, the whore that likes dirty needles, the benefit cheating fuck or the bitch that you call your mother.

Yer da, yer da ,yer da sells Avon,
Yer maw yer maw yer maw pumps the cooncil

by Lennox+arrons porno shoot September 4, 2018

yer maw

a scottish way of saying your mother

yer maw is a fat poo

by Mrlolmcsweggypants April 11, 2015

yer maw

Your Mother

Yer maw takes heavy amounts of ketamine

by KalvinClein July 22, 2020

Yer maw

Slack insult response

Too busy knocking one out to think of anything better

Steve: This will keep you busy for hours *posts boobs*

Andrew: Yer Maw

by Wildmanimage May 11, 2022