While performing intercourse on a preferably fit and limber respectable female, the man tosses her legs up over his shoulders and embraces her by the arms. He then stands while still penetrating her, so she mimics the position of a sporting event beer vendor's tray, and walks to a different room whilst hollering "cold beer!". Extra points for going up or down a staircase.
We were boning on the living room couch but the dog started licking me so I tossed her into the beer vendor and went upstairs to the bedroom.
by MrPinky September 24, 2011
A hilarious alias of some lawyer living in Salt Lake City, Utah. He unofficially commentates, via Twitter, several sports events; mostly for the Utah Jazz, Utah Utes Basketball, and Real Salt Lake (soccer). He also commentates on the show, the Bachelorette.
He's cynical, sarcastic, and funny as hell. He likes to flirt with random girls on Twitter, but will never reveal his identity to anyone.
He's cynical, sarcastic, and funny as hell. He likes to flirt with random girls on Twitter, but will never reveal his identity to anyone.
by Science-is-sexy June 19, 2012
The system or workflow process in which a bill or invoice is received, then sent to the appropriate party for approval, and finally sent to Accounts Payable for payment
by Digital DocMan March 14, 2013
Man, I was banging this chicken I picked up at the club and when I pulled out, my dick was covered with white goo and clots. She's a teal Cottage Cheese Vendor! Take that snatch to the gynecologist!
by The Grunt February 27, 2021
State where client is sure that everyone tries to vendor-lock them. This will cause anxiety and the person gets VLA.
Currently there is no cure to this kind of a state.
Currently there is no cure to this kind of a state.
Customer wants to go to a cloud but gets vendor lock anxiety ( VLA )when I'm telling him to just choose one.
by teh-one-1 August 19, 2019
by Mosquitoe eater somesh November 23, 2021
When your new computer blue screens TekFail and it tells you to "Call your hardware vendor" but the limp-ass video card only displays the letter "L" of "Call."
Joe says angrily: My server just blue-screened after I attached the new RAID array! Co-Worker replies: Hey Joe, you're gonna have to L Your Hardware Vendor and rip him one!
by Alfred_FL May 26, 2020