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A word used to describe parents, normally when they are in the room, can hear your conversations or happen to always be right in the damn room next to you while you talk on the motherfucking phone. Short for "parental unit"
Guy 1 (On the other end of the phone): Hey dude did you hear about Hayley Williams posting a topless pic on her twitter?

Guy 2: Dude I can't talk about that right now, I have unit problems.

Guy 1: Oh, sorry.
Unit by Izionn June 14, 2010
do you have a unit?
unit by StarX1 February 10, 2019
male penis and scrotum, or female mound/vulva/labia/vagina
When she turned him down he pulled out his unit and began waving it around her face.

When I decided to surprise fuck him, I shaved my unit the night before. He said it was the best vaginal sex he'd ever had.
unit by Jake January 20, 2004
dorky person, a nob, a peeny person....a tool.
"What a unit!"

"You freakin Unit!"

"Dude, quit being such a unit."
Unit by Dr. Asian Love May 22, 2003
a "unit" refers to a man's penis.
Damn, that foo jas a big unit.
Unit by 50 Cent March 7, 2005