underpants radius 

The distance a man is able to comfortably travel (from his bed) without pants; the average radius being just the distance to the shower.

It is theorized that a man's underpants radius is inversely proportional to his confidence; that is, the farther a man travels from his bed in just his underwear, the less he believes in himself.

At first we thought it was funny; at least Marshall didn't left the house without putting pants on. But his underpants radius just kept getting larger. He started getting the paper in his underwear and even going downstairs for a drink in his underwear...!

underpants radius by Knowingest J. Drawbridges December 19, 2008

understanding women 

Something that is impossible for members of the male race to do. Seriously, don't even try to do it.

John: "I don't know what the hell she's thinking. I've been trying to figure it out for the past 30 minutes"
Joe: "...why"

There's a reason "understanding women" is not in the dictionary.

understanding women by Stevu February 17, 2010

I just don't understand, how can I when I can't even comprehend! 

A general statement made when you're perplexed with certain results.

Hypothetical: You put a 6 team NFL football parlay in.

As the games get under way, right from the get go, it doesn't look good.

In sheer astonishment, you state, "I just don't understand, how can I when I can't even comprehend!"

I just don't understand, how can I when I can't even comprehend! by el aficionado October 30, 2013

Understanding 

This is the main objective of both sides of every story. Each story shall equally be relevant and important. Understanding is imperative, one shall not be allowed to step on another as he or she pleases and get away with it. It doesn't matter who was right, or wrong. The main objective today is understanding. We are imperfectly made, but our God given strength is understanding, love.

If both of you come to an understanding, both shall be at peace. Fighting, revenge, bickering, provoking violence and anger will not work. Adding fuel to fire isn't favorable.

Do not let yourself be trapped in misunderstandings and hate.

Understanding by YouAreAtWarWithYourMind March 7, 2013

can't understand normal thinking

A way to call a woman a Cunt in the middle of a fight, without her knowing. Similar to C U Next Tuesday but less known.

Her: You know this is ridiculous you....
You: You just CAN'T UNDERSTAND NORMAL THINKING!

can't understand normal thinking by Westley E January 11, 2008

underpants gnomes 

1. Small creatures from South Park that have to go to work. They work all night and they search for underpants! They won't stop until they have underpants.

Why do they do that you may ask..For profit of course. They have just not quite figured out phase 2.
2. They can mostly be observed in Tweak's room all hours of the night.

phase 1-get underpants
phase 2- ??????????
phase 3- $$$PROFIT$$$

underpants gnomes by Tweak's coffee July 23, 2005

Understandable 

The word you get hit with when you’re in the friend zone

Person 1: I really care about you and i don’t wanna see you get hurt 😢

Person 2: Understandable

Understandable by 50zMon007 May 26, 2020