trombone

the perfectest instrment in the band/orcastra, better than all of those evil gay instruments

trombones rock the world!

by Larissa February 17, 2005

trombone

for a woman to rim (lick) your ass, while reaching around and jerking you off

she was on the rag so I asked her to trombone me. Man she can give dizzy Gillespie a run for him money!

by rs January 25, 2005

tromboner

When your tossing a guys salad and you reach around and jerk him off like your playing a trombone.

"Hey bitch give my a tromboner."

by Steve Winkler January 26, 2005

Tromboner

An ignorant name used by some jealous bastard when that someone see's a trombonist with their trombone, because they think it is funny. usually used by football players, cheerleaders, potheads and people that have no life.

~walk, walk, walk~

footballer- "hey tromboner!" "hahaha"
trombonist- ~mumble~ "douchefuck"

by ~blah, blah, blah~ December 20, 2009

tromboning

oral stimulation by tongue on a willfully-willing male's sphincter while masturbating his donger, by an ..oh, musician?

hit it down a bit hon, C-note is too high!

by hytham_hammer July 10, 2005

Trombone

the best part of the band that doesn't make mistakes and mostly is the party section and they no who boss

Person:this group is the more party group then playing but they always get the work done

Trombone Player:hm it might be the baritones wait no

Person:its the trombone section

Trombones:PARTY!!!!

by Trombonie August 22, 2008

Trombone

A heavy instrument thats kinda hard to learn and hold but it gets better

1:Bro my trombone is so fricking heavy!
2:Really? Let me help you carry it.
1:Nah i want buff arms, this will help at least a little.

by SnigSnogNoDong October 16, 2019