Getting high by applying toothpaste to ones nipples. This is extremely unsafe and can result in inflammation of the nipple and even permanent dangerous blockage or mutilation. Extremely dangerous, do not attempt. Popularised by famous internet website "9gag."
"Yo Rae, Wanna go Toothpasting, I've got my webcam all ready to go."
"I dunno, isn't that stuff dangerous?"
"I dunno, isn't that stuff dangerous?"
by Gako May 7, 2012
by 7st0ryMTN March 16, 2019
Toothpaste is a game when two or more people go into separate rooms and masturbate. Who ever cums first shouts "toothpaste" and wins the game.
You can also text your friends to let them know that wherever they are, whatever they are doing. You were winning at toothpaste.
You can also text your friends to let them know that wherever they are, whatever they are doing. You were winning at toothpaste.
by sovereigncookies October 29, 2011
by Lord Lolland May 8, 2012
Cocaine. Used by Shoestring of the Dayton Family in the track "The Hand That Rocks the Cradle" from the F.B.I. album.
by Bird Father May 16, 2008
A fat person who wears skinny jeans. So called due to the fact that one who does resembles toothpaste being squeezed out of a tube.
"Have you heard about Mikes new girlfriend? I think they met at some punk show."
"Yeah, I facebook stalked her and you could only see her eyes on her profile pic... She's probably a toothpaster."
"Yeah, I facebook stalked her and you could only see her eyes on her profile pic... She's probably a toothpaster."
by ptakattack August 27, 2011
The act of rubbing toothpaste (mostly of the mint variety) on ones nipples to achieve an opium-like high.
Me - My Dad asked me where all of the toothpaste was this morning.
Friend- Dude he totally knows you have been toothpasting all day!
Friend- Dude he totally knows you have been toothpasting all day!
by weaselandahalf May 7, 2012