toothpasted

When you have brushed your teeth and therefore something tastes weird.

Guy1: want some orange juice?
Guy2: nah man, i'm too toothpasted right now, it'll taste like shit

by johnnyshitfag November 2, 2014

toothpaste

This is a really tastey snack

"Mum, why dont we have any toothpaste in the fridge?"

by dunnertron June 4, 2005

toothpasting

the act of rubbing toothpaste on your nipples in order to get high

John: hey man wanna smoke some weed?

Tim: nah I got a better idea, have you ever tried toothpasting??

John: no dude wtf is that

Tim: it's fucknig awesome

by MightySheep May 8, 2012

toothpaste

A caviteys worst nightmare.

You cant imitate yourself. You already are.

-Mr.Blockhead

by Amish Kid July 14, 2004

toothpaste

A man's cum that is in his partner's mouth.

I hope she likes the toothpaste tonight, if not I hope to have a cherry sundae.

by BRD October 24, 2004

Toothpaste

Toothpaste is an hygiene item that everyone should use. It saves your life... and other peoples lives. It would be great if you woke up in the morning and immediately brush your teeth. It sounds very simple, because it is very very simple. Its not that hard people. All you have to do is get up and go to your bathroom and pop out that toothbrush and toothpaste and get to working. Thank you all for your cooperation! And I hope you feel amazing when people are actually talking to you now. (:

"Ew whats that smell?"

"I think its Becky.. she hasn't been using her toothpaste. I don't even think she knows what that is."
"Oh dang, i'm going to go over there and tell her."
"Be careful!"

by getinloserweregoingshopping July 6, 2017

toothpaste

Squeezing a penis to coax out residual semen after an ejaculation.

Bitch wipe my nuts clean and don't forget to toothpaste.

by Rumplednutsk1n September 14, 2016